Umbrella-Shoppe.Com

Umbrella-Shoppe.Com never releases any customer information to anyone for any reason.
We will use your information only for the purposes of getting your purchase to your house.
We will not email you, junk-mail you, call you on the telephone, or fax you.
No one will appear on your doorstep, or wipe your windshield with a dirty rag.
You will not see our reflection in store windows.
We will not give, sell, loan, lease, or otherwise distribute your information.
We will not contact your mother and tell her what you bought, or rat you out to any
person, group or organization.
In the event that our business is acquired, your information will NOT be part of the deal, and if deemed necessary we will roll your invoice up and smoke it.
Once you receive your goods we will disavow all knowledge of your existence.
We don't have any sort of a mailing list, we figure we are pretty easy to find, lots of customers come back for more on their own.
We know how you feel. We get lots and lots of email telling how to get rich on Ebay (HA HA HA), potions to help me make some body parts smaller and others larger, mortgages, lotto winnings on games we never entered, pleas for help from Zimbabwe royal family members (I always think of Eddie Murphy in "Coming to America" when I get those!).

BOTTOM LINE: We are not going to email you except for answering your emails.
If you are still uncomfortable placing an order over the net, please feel free to call us toll-free at 1-800-328-0701.